Some slop machine resellers will market with a knowing wink: of course YOU aren't a slop goblin. You're a discerning, busy, and dare I say handsome individual.
But those other people are shoveling slop your way all day long! Why not use our machine to refine that slop into bite-sized slop nuggets?
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