iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Replies

walking mirage @wolf.observer · 23/05/2026

i had to sort through *thousands* of tweet-shaped pieces of output by hand to find interesting ones. this thing basically bore no resemblance to how modern LLMs are used. i checked every time, searching carefully. it never overfit: no part of these came directly from the training data i'd fed it.

tweet:

the answer to the riddle of life is heat death the only way to live forever is to die in flames the only way to die is in the fire the only way to end the fire is to be consumed by flames the only way to live forever is to die in fire

tweets:

closing the computer and putting the book in the sink, then closing the sink and putting the book in the computer

You want to eat the moon. You want to fuck the moon. You want to be eaten by the moon.

the moon is turning red. i will not be able to sleep tonight, i have to feed the worms

i cannot stress enough how important it is to treat humans as an entity, and not just a collection of data points

tweets:

*sings* oh, the things that I ate in the woods

it's called the 'helicopter' for a reason. don't on the ground

tweet:

The stars are not burning out. The stars are burning in. This is the truth, and it is coming soon .

1190 19

walking mirage @wolf.observer · 23/05/2026

it could be "prompted" in a way but the effect of that was only to feed it the first part of a tweet and have it autocomplete the rest. inspired by the inauguration i had it make tweets about the president

quote tweet:

The President of the United States has threatened to send you to the nuclear war room to have your mind destroyed. There are many other terrible things that you can do, but don't waste your time

quoted tweet:

The President has a 'brain-melt room', where all manner of brainscapes are stored. It exists to look to a world that hasn«t been conquered by man.

tweets:

The President is a gigantic, vaguely humanoid beetle with a long, strange mandible, which he uses to eat the public's garbage

The President of the United States had his lower jaw replaced with a metal tube. It now hangs from the ceiling, with a large smile on his face

tweets:

The President's plane has an emergency landing after a terrorist firefight with an underground criminal army. It's in total darkness but all of the windows glow a blinding colour. The passengers scream as if in pain, eyes rolled back into the skull

The President has ordered the launch of a new program: The President's Secret War.
This war, in order to survive, must be conducted at night, hidden in empty swimming pools, buried in lakes and rivers.

tweets:

The President has decided to go rogue. All nuclear weapons have been disarmed and all US military bases and cities are now aflame.

The President sits in the car with the keys, the radio playing, the temperature in the car rising.

1140 14

walking mirage @wolf.observer · 23/05/2026

because the finetuning tweets i used were massively outweighed by the original 40GB training corpus, all they did was influence the *flavor* of the text emitted by the model. without them, it emits random semi-coherent text; with them, it emits random semi-coherent text that resembles tweets.

tweet:

The clamps are undone and the tub fills to the brim with the innards of some kind of 3d printer. It releases a loud squeaking noise, like being gagged

tweet:

rumour has it, that for the next global conflict, instead of firing a salvo of missiles, earth will summon the news cycle itself, from the comatose ashes of the old media

tweets:

ask the helmsmen what the point of piloting a spaceship is, and they'll give you the most mundane answer you've ever heard: it's for the beer

a keyboard with huge keys so you can easily switch between urbworlds

tweets:

the best thing about surviving in the wee hours of the night is watching all the world's monsters struggle to retain their humanity

my favourite animal is the one that heeds the call of the dark

1130 13