Ryan Alyea @rofish.bsky.social · 06/05/2026it is my regret to inform you that i am a low information doomscroller and i yet again got got by ai 240
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@barkmeta
I finally did it.
I acquired over 2,000 boxes of Pokemon Pop-Tarts.
Cleared out every Target within 50 miles. Now they’re safe and climate controlled.
Not opening a single one. This is a 15+ year hold.
Cost me $4/box. These could easily be worth thousands each one day.
[picture of hundreds of pokemon poptarts]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:moijz5l3bdqlbst7ag4e2dq3/bafkreihbdam3zftzghd67dfqvlourm3h3w72oan5icdtme6nlck3tdfqru)