[is 'dead' on the ground somewhere for who knows how long - his 'body' doesn't rot or decay. Neither scavengers nor fungi want anything to do with him.]
@wingedbalancer.bsky.social....ugh! This sucks. Boring now.
[She gives up and stands, wiping her hands on her robe]
I guess you did get what you wanted. Personally, you got the better deal!
Have fun being a corpse.
[EXPLODING INTO A FLOCK OF SCREAMING CROWS]
