Breaking: originally billed as the saddest 80s pop nostalgia event in American history, after everyone who is alive backed out, the Great American State Fair will now feature only Trump, doing his signature bukkake dance for 3 hours straight, backed by a playlist of egregious copyright infringement.
@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social🧵 NEW WaPo: Trump to headline at Freedom 250 Great American State Fair after music acts cancel.
Freedom 250 spokesperson said yesterday that Trump's Freedom 250 is 'inherently nonpolitical.'
So Trump will perform at his 'inherently nonpolitical' Freedom 250 event.
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Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel
Trump's advisers are quickly working to organize a rally after news that more than half the performers slated for the Great American State Fair concert series to be held this summer on the National Ma...