Ordered a dildo the other day and I was waiting impatiently to receive it today, I leave my phone for 3 minutes, and when I go down my mother hands me the box it came in 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
She didn't seem to suspect anything (box's plain) but jesus fucking christ every time 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
