Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 22/05/2026owning a garden starts off like "haha i own a garden" and ends with the realisation that the garden actually owns you 714512
Big Chris @bigchrisdid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026These trees and their branches and their perpetual dropping leaves are laughing at me while they shit on me. I will dutifully clear away their leavings until the earth swallows me. 010
zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A garden is just a green pet that doesn't move but gets constantly ill 050
Gareth Jones back from TFNation 2026 and sad about that tbh. @4foot30.bsky.social · 22/05/2026"I fought the lawn and, the lawn won.' 1130
Souly @souly79.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Well, let's grow genetically modified grass... what could go wrong? 000
