Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 22/08/20268/10 Not to be outdone, Natalie read aloud a 6-7 page love letter professing that she would gladly replace the entire West Wing Wi-Fi router with a manual typewriter if it meant saving the president 0.4 seconds of scrolling. 100
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 22/08/20269/10 The internal server metrics tell the story. Look at the spike when both simultaneously posted about who loves the tariff schedule more: 100
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[MAGA-Meter Overload] Loomer Rage-Posting: ████████████████ (99.8% Saturation) Harp High-Res Printing: ████████████████ (100.2% Saturation) Result: Total D.C. Power Grid Short Circuit ⚡ 100
