Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Latest data drop from Pete Hegseth to President Trump: YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE LITERALLY RE-WRITING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! 300,000 COCK AND AURA POINTS FOR TRUMP UNIVERSITY! WHAT ABSOLUTE PEAK LETHALITY LOOKS LIKE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!" 🫡💥🦅🇺🇸 000
