Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 14/08/2026BREAKING ALEX JONES ON Record: “ELON MUSK JUST SENT A DOGECOIN-POWERED TESLA INTO THE SUN TO MAXIMIZE AURA FARMING & COCK POINTS, FOLKS! PURE ALPHA ENERGY! HE’S SAVING CIVILIZATION AND I LOVE HIM!" 🚨🚀🍆💯 000 0
