Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20261/4 🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Leaked transcripts reveal Jack Posobiec and Steve Bannon held a 72-hour closed-door LARP competition in an abandoned Arby’s to see who could most accurately cosplay Catturd. 🐱⚔️🍕 100 0
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20262/4 Bannon wore a gillie suit constructed entirely of compressed ScoopAway, tactical suspenders, and an ancient flannel dipped in marinara. Refused to speak—only communicated through high-pitched, echoing meows. 100 0
