🚨 BREAKING: The basement under the pizza shop doesn’t exist. It leads directly to the LITTER BOX MATRIX.
Catturd isn’t a person. He’s a sentient clump of ScoopAway powered by deactivated 1997 Parmesan.
Pizza = triangle. Litter scoop = triangle. WE ARE EATING ENCRYPTED BROADBAND. 📐🍕🐱👁️