Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This is exactly why I don’t masturbate. Life starts at the gamete!!!!! 020
Platinum~☆ @platinumque.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Good ol' cognitive dissonance. Sure do love hating being a consumptive being. 020
Michael @shtikdrek.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Fried chicken embryos.media.tenor.coma man with a big cone head is standing in a roomALT: a man with a big cone head is standing in a room 140
Big Titty Proletarian @veryangrypacifist.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Chill vegans, they weren't fertilized! That's like mourning the loss of your egg during your menstrual cycle- which I mean go for it ig 1211
teeceebell.bsky.social @teeceebell.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Oh man I went out to my coop and stole their eggs just this morning.. didn’t think anything of it. Now I feel bad 😖 100
Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 11/05/2025PS: plenty more dumb bird content in my books and over on my dang website, www.tommysiegel.net 114414
Alex K. @algorithmo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025The farmer, he was involved in the breakfast. The baker, he was also involved in the breakfast. The hen, she too was involved. ... But the pig, he was COMMITTED to that breakfast. 040
danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social · 12/05/2025chickens are stoic, and will keep laying new eggs 000
Johannes 🕊️❤️🙏 @soberasajudge.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Hahahahah! Horrible sense of humor you have. Horribly funny, that is. 010
milomiles2.bsky.social @milomiles2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025This wins my Tuff Joke award for Mother’s Day! 040
michaeljohnmorris.bsky.social @michaeljohnmorris.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I wish I could use this as a Mother's Day card. 010
BottomHeadMan @bottomheadman.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Now you know most households can't afford eggs right now. Still waiting on tRUMP to lower cost. Lmao. 000
Exempli Gratia Alice Lastname LXIX, PhD20 @theghostof.bsky.social · 12/05/2025My child is 21 years old, and no way am I trusting eggs they fried. Nevermind the fact that if they get up before me I'd be convinced they were replaced by an alien. 030
Ginger Seagull @gingerseagull.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Say you've never owned chickens without saying you've never owned chickens... 090
ddbamboo.bsky.social @ddbamboo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Except I have to break it to you that chickens really enjoy the taste of their own eggs. I even fed them scrambled eggs if they were ailing. Some get hooked on them and will cannibalize them right out of the hatch. 3240
Jeff Galvin @docgalvin64.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Reminds me of an old National Lampoon cover decades ago. 0101
sticks2maintenance.bsky.social @sticks2maintenance.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Well, you have to break some eggs to make an omelette😂 000
