Aside from orbital data centers being bullshit, which they are...
I've been assured for a while that Falcon 9 is cheap to launch and very profitable for SpaceX, even though there's no proof of that. If so, why would they be retiring it so soon? Even if Starship works, F9 would still make money.
here's a wild exclusive--just months after raising $170 million, orbital data center startup Starcloud raises a $250 million extension, with $25 million from
Nvidia. Why? We're running out of rockets.
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Starcloud raises $250 million for orbital data centers as launch options dry up | TechCrunch
There's about to be a big fight to secure access to space.