Neo 🐆 🐾 @sylvestris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025"Ajax what's this rock doing on the kitchen table?" "Awesome, I know. I picked it up earlier today, it's for you!!!" "..." Pls someone cover him in sunscreen. He'll forget it, I just know it. 220
Neo 🐆 🐾 @sylvestris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025✨️ can stomach an insane amount of Jägermeister. Like. It's scary. Cries when he drinks too much white wine though?? (girl idek) ✨️ actually really enjoys reading old classics (hence his stage name 'Mephisto') ✨️ hates orange lemonade with a passion 120
Neo 🐆 🐾 @sylvestris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025✨️ It's easy to label him as a dumbass, but he's not stupid stupid. Studied 2 semesters of Marine Biology before he dropped it. Switched to linguistics (and didn't finish that either LMAO) ✨️ Has the worst sweet tooth. ✨️ He likes to chew on rocks in his hyena form (don't ask me why) 130
