The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed. Evertonian who can't stand football. No justice, no peace. 📎 Always to the left. Liverpool.

Everton. Celtic. Bootle. Socialist. Into dogs and jaffa biscuits.

💙 ⚽️ Evertonian, 5th Generation Blue with a PhD in suffering. Positive but pragmatic #Everton #EFC