Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
“Hi, I’m a bottle or two of wine!please meet my alter ego two or three shots of tequila and our alter-alter ego two or three more shots of tequila but this time with the band. Yes it got very blurring long ago, why do you ask.”
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
"Hi, I am an old French man driving blackout drunk on a highway near Bordeaux."