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Deborah Kelch @amphorae.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Don't forget! You have until 11:59pm EST to justify your economic existence to DOGE at hr@opm.gov

As a taxpayer, I'm an active participant in the US government. So that DOGE may better understand my worth, I accomplished the following things last week.

* Paid Federal taxes on my earnings, unlike Elon Musk.

* Called my Senators and Representatives to encourage them to uphold the Constitution, unlike Elon Musk

* Showed compassion and empathy for those around me, unlike Elon Musk.

* Moved my bowels a minimum of once per day. I hear that Ketamine can interfere with that.

* Made fun of the safety record of Tesla cars and trucks, which is worse than Pintos.

Please ping me if you have any questions.