F@gg@t Rules:
F@gg@ts don’t sleep until the man is asleep.
F@gg@ts wake up before the man ready to serve.
F@gg@ts response is always Yes Sir.
F@gg@ts check a man’s plans before making its own.
F@gg@ts will cancel plans at the whim of a man.
F@gg@ts are ready to serve 24/7.