Kel (delta_owl) 🌿 @deltaowl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Listen we know he canonically admires knights and other strong combatants because he wishes he could be like them. But what if there was perhaps another reason he gravitates to people who could snap him in half 😳🤔 120
Lux 🦊 @7lux7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026🖐🏻 You do sound like you’re pleading your case before the court, dear. ⚖️👨⚖️ Unfortunately the evidence is overwhelming. I hereby find thee guilty of aggravated horniness in the first degree and sentence thee to horny jail without possibility of parole. 130
Kel (delta_owl) 🌿 @deltaowl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It was only a matter of time before my FE hornyposting on main caught up to me 😔 230
