iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Parker @parkj0hn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

we are reposting lots of good star wars stuff today but this quote might be my favorite star wars thing on the site. Yoda talking like a middle manager just really tickles me

“Return to the temple at once, you must,” said the 900-year-old Jedi Master via holocron. “Keep track of all of you on thousands of different planets, I cannot. Become a united family, we will. Easier to communicate with someone next to you, it is. Talk face-to-face, we must. Inefficient and unproductive are emails and holographic video chats. Looking forward to seeing you all in person, I am. Warm my heart, it will.”

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