Preishit.
Preis-hit – a bargain. But my brain never reads it that way.
Once worked in a shop that had signs with this all over the place. Hilarious.
There are some words in German that are in English with a completely different meaning and my brain still even today interprets them first in English.
Notausgang. Not an exit. This will cause problems in future.
Tankrabatt. Sounds like a Panzer sale at Hellweg.