Trans person: I would prefer neither sandwich
Liberal thought experiment enthusiast: If you don't choose then you get held down and force-fed the cyanide one. Bet you feel pretty dumb now
@danifroom.bsky.socialRepublican: here's a cyanide sandwich
Democrat: here's a crushed glass and ham sandwich
Trans person: could I get the ham sandwich with no crushed glass please
Democrat: this is why you deserve the cyanide sandwich