fellow beloved chicago guy @justchris.bsky.social: “look at all those suckers. you know there’s air and water every day? and it’s free? just go outside when it’s raining”
@interrobang.bsky.socialone of my Chicago Guy Specialties is forgetting that the fuckin air and water show is happening until i am on the way outta town and then feeling extremely smug that i’m ditching my beloved city at one of its ickiest times