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penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 10/07/2026

i love to yap about my favorite characters, and now i bless you with my curse 😄 #residentevil #albertwesker

Resident Evil 1 albert wesker:

my favorite!
sparkle on <3

He’s showing the most skin in his STARS uniform. Forearms, fingers, AND forehead out????? slut. He doesn’t show his forearms again until RE5. His fingers will never be seen again.
And he covered up his hairline with finasteride and T-Virus treatments.

Luckily for me, finasteride causes erectile dysfunction, sore breasts, breast growth and testicular pain. Thank you for neutering yourself mr. wesker :D

Why did he go to evil scientist work with his shirt unbuttoned all the way down to handle toxic chemicals and parasites? He mentions in DA WESKER REPORT that all the oldheads hated him and Birkin when they were teenage evil scientists as soon as they opened their mouths. probably because Wesker exudes such massive bitch energy. and cuz Birkin is. Birkin. The paranoid Dale to his scheming Gribble.

CV:

slaytina ballerina with the VAL KILMER KISSY LIPS!!!!
The jumpsuit looks like a trashbag ingame, I like the structure of the concept art
more though I may wish to draw less peepoo yellow accessories on him.
Fun lil details on the concept art include:
the goth belts everywhere on arms and boots, and the fact that
1. His jumpsuit has a collar around the neck
2. He’s wearing the collar unbuckled. slut

RE4: I like his cozy turtleneck :D much cuter than a button up.
He always wears tops covering his neck, maybe it’s sensitive cuz he knows energy vampires want to succ his ass
You never see him in sunlight. You only see him illuminated by his gamer computer glow. so you just have to assume he’s all pasty from gooning all day on the computer, watching hijacked cctv footage of Chris desperately trying to microwave eggs. she is a victorian woman showing ankles.. i am giving him short pants because i’m going to make everyone over 6ft tall never find clothes that fit.

This one is fun cuz they reuse the long coat sihlouette for RE5’s trenchcoat.. but this version for some reason has a bright blue collar lining?! It looks so cartoonish and power rangers, and then he throws off the coat dramatically and naruto runs after LITERALLY yapping out loud about “mm chris we’re forever intertwined <3”. Why even wear the coat if he’s just gonna run through the snow for miles??

Underneath he’s just wearing his RE4 turtleneck fit. I do enjoy Sergei calling Wesker a “little black roach” in his shiny black coat. I love comparing Wesker to animals, whether they’re “cool” like panthers. Or small and disgusting like roaches and worms and spiders. He’s mostly a bug to me too!!!

He’s a real fashionista in RE5, he gets THREE outfit changes! There is NO reason for him to be wearing skintight kinky black carbon-fiber-latex-leather in West Africa. Wesker never dresses for the weather, the freak. I guess he just likes pooling ballsweat in his pants. Or maybe he GMO’d himself to not sweat and simply suffocate in the heat like a lizard.

I don’t really like his final boss Uroboros form because it’s so boring. It’s the equivalent of monster girls just being blue humans with cat eyes. I want Wesker to be like Alexia, turn into a plant-gina monster that constantly births worms... I’ll figure out something kinky for him to turn into.

The base concept of him devolving from snooty bond villain, to feral snarling beast is so fun. We just need to make him look cuter.

penectomizer @scumsuck.at.app.wafrn.net · 19/08/2026

Different species of Chris Redfields, and where to find them 🐗🐮🐻💚

Drawings showing the evolution of Chris Redfield from Resident Evil 1 (1996) to Resident Evil 8 (2021). He starts bright and saturated with spiky hair, and gets duller in color and depressed and bearded as the series goes on.