I have long wondered which Onion staffer was a huge fan of Little League Baseball Championship Series for the NES
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Hawaii Wins Little League World Series
WILLIAMSPORT, PA—The Hawaii team, known for its powerful lineup of short, fat Skill 5 hitters, defeated the Mexico team 12-3 in the championship game of the Little League World Series, a four-round, s...
@ryanlcooper.comengagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...