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gooeycandy💦 @gooeycandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

alright who are the smashes from "date everything" i need to know about

Pete @watcher9132.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Duke, the Sports Equipment. He’s just across the hall in the Gym, and eager to make you work up a sweat Luke, the microwave. Military guy is taste preferences, but you can stick your fingers into his crevices XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx … Plead the Fifth And Wallace, who’s always right outside your bedroom

Duke Shuttlecock, from the dating sim ‘Date Everything ‘. He’s anthropomorphic sports equipment, and one of the nicest guys to date in the game.

Luke Nukem, from ‘Date Everything’. An anthropomorphic microwave, who’s a few cadets short of a battalion. Hates chicken fingers, but does encourage the player to stick their fingers… But I’ve said too much.

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx, or just Shadow, from ‘Date Everything’. For the discerning and refined members of the audience, who couldn’t narrow their Monster-F::ker list down between the Ancient Magus Bride and Venom. The exposed finger bones might take points off for some people, but let’s just say he has more than one set of hands waiting for you in the shadow of the globe by the back door.

Wallace, from ‘Date Everything’. He starts out simply as the wall at the top of the stairs, but he has many hidden depths.
Well, not exactly hidden, given how much of him is gloriously revealed. Not much wallpaper, but that can be excused for this man who puts the ‘Top’ in ‘Top Floor’.

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