g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026hey gurl, are you coffee that's too hot because i need you to wreck my mouth 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026hey gurl, are you part of a complete nutritious breakfast? cuz i could eat you with juice, toast, and milk 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026you remind me of the shit bart simpson writes in the chalkboard the way i can't wait to see it and it's been the highlight of my week seems like forever 021
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026hey gurl, are u crime? cuz i sure could take a bite outta u 022
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/01/2026i know the sup is currently frozen, but... look how amazing my life is (hint: it's in your mirror) 031
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026you know i have to tie myself to the mast to visit your page right? 021
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026well if it isn't my little goodness generator 5000™️ coming in with a fresh batch 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/01/2026if you hit the three dots at the top right corner of my heart, the only option is you 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/12/2025almost unfair how i get to wake up every day and know u. almost 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025i only believe in spontaneous combustion because of the way my particles vibrate when we look up at the same sky 021
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025all i'm saying is, if you were a juice box, i would get every last drop 021
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025oceans know the pull of the moon, that's why i think they understand when i tell em about you 0103
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025whenever i try to lose weight i always think of you before i step on the scales 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/11/2025turned off 5G now my balls only vibrate when i think of you 011
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 20/10/2025my girlfriend thinks you and i should bone, if we haven't already 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 16/10/2025sorry for misleading you with my brand, but that's what my brand has always been about so really that's not on me 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 12/09/2025forgot what i was gonna say because there's a thing to convert your 📌 to bookmarks, but it needed my password and i don't be knowing shit like that, i do know i love you though 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 06/09/2025i have this kind of always in the back of my mind daydream to share if you wanna 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/09/2025we'd never let reality get in the way of our dreams, would we babygirl 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025you must be a dr the way i took two of those and called you in the morning 041
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 14/08/2025i have something to say about everything u say, but i didn't yw 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 14/08/2025hey gurl, are you an "i told you so" because you sure feel good in my mouth 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 12/08/2025u r a deep breath in and the fifteen seconds it takes to slowly let it go 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/08/2025sure do hope your lips got the attention they deserve today 141
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10/08/2025curious what the folds of my brain taste like when i think about you 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/08/2025what say you and me drive out to the middle of nowhere and look up 041
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 03/08/2025damn gurl how're you making my wife jealous and i ain't even married 031
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/08/2025holding your hand as we walk through the garden of your mind daily 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 01/08/2025whoever said you can't miss what you never had never never had u 172
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/07/2025didn't know how strong it would need to be, just knew the kind of strong u were bringing 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 24/07/2025you know how they say nobody out pizzas the hut, well the same goes for u 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 23/07/2025you're like one of those smells that make me wanna be a dog about it 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 21/07/2025you might sense a little nerves if i think you're watching. a lot when i know 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/07/2025hey gurl, are you the last song i heard on the radio, because i need to hear you again 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/07/2025hey gurl is your face a structural element that supports the weight of a roof or floor above it transferring it down to the foundation because i want it bearing my load 061
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/07/2025i was gonna do a card trick, but i thought of a better way to show off my close up hand stuff 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025you had me at i already forgot actually because i am so obsessed with your details 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025did it hurt? when you read my incomprehensible subskeet to my IKEA meatball and thought it was about... when you fell from heaven 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025[tippy tapping out in morse code] you're like asmr for muh soul 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19/05/2025hey gurl, are you a 90s toyota...cuz i love what you do for me 042
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025sending u the smile that u put on my face every single time i think about u, as a treat 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025the sweep of the neck, contour of the lip, crinkle of the nose, just to name a few 011
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025u remind me of all the things i never even dreamed of until i got them can haz u? 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025if u had some of my words would you eat em up the way i do yours 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 29/04/2025funny you don't seem old enough to have inspired every little thing she does is magic 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i don't always have the words, but when i do, they're yours 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/04/2025hey gurl, are you a bungee cord? because i can see you tying me down for a little while but eventually hurting me in a most unexpected yet foreseeable way 1134
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/03/2025i know how it works, more is never enough, but i still wanna give it all to u 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17/03/2025where do u carry your tension, n/m i'll just feel around until i find some 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 13/03/2025*keeps interrupting myself while counting your freckles so have to start all over* 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025if you have my feed pinned and you blow it a little kiss every time you go to it you have to tell me *this is me telling you* 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 09/03/2025i've never told you this before, or you've heard me say it a million times, just depends on how well you can read me 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025i just do these because it feels like we're enjoying a sunset together when i do 061
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 25/02/2025*smelling your socks* someone had a full day, wanna talk about it? 021
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025every time i think about u it reminds me why i do it so much 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 22/02/2025saw some buzzards circling but it didn't register right away, so my first thought was...BIRD! 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19/02/2025if "i've never once" is the preface to something i've done endlessly from the beginning of time i've never once loved you 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025do u ever just... of course u do, that's why ur just... we should just... together 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025damn girl u must be a EMP the way you fuckin with my wiring 061
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 13/02/2025matching tattoos aren't enough i need our punks to intertwine 042
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/02/2025too much of a bright spot to ignore, no matter how silly the bit 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/02/2025given a moment of peace to conjure anything my memory holds it's ur voice every time 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025i hope ur pet winks at u today (and it makes u think of me) 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025just gave myself chills thinking about u, see how i took credit for how u make me feel, thx for being okay with that...n making me feel okay 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025wanna see me, just look out in the yard, i'm in everything u see 044
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025do lotsa ppl tell you it's a beautiful day because you're in it, i wonder 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/01/2025if i'd known it was u i would have loved u forever gonna anyway, okay 041
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 24/01/2025whenever i see one of something in the clouds that there are two of, i figure the match must be in your sky 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 23/01/2025if i have ever made u smile, that makes me so happy, have u seen ur smile omg 0216
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025do people love your hugs i bet your hugs are so good i want one so bad and so much 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 13/01/2025roll around together in a different phillip greenwood painting every day challenge 011
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025sometimes i try different language options in hopes they'll sound like u 040
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/01/2025warming myself up with u feels like when everything is in its proper place 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025a shrink ray so i can come sit on your nightstand and make sure you're resting peaceful-like 181
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/01/2025i always bring two tuck ins to bed, one for me and one for u 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025it really isn't fair that i have to wait until it's safe to melt to meet up with you 060
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 30/12/2024i did all of the silly twice today, once for me, and once for u 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024i'd let u pick what we watch every time, never complain about the choice, and always be ready with an option should you defer to me 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 23/12/2024ngl if i posted one of those skircle things u would be inside me 173
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17/12/2024once my heart tasted your presence it kinda threw my taste buds off and for that i will always be grateful 000
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024the importance of being hydrated is right up there with you knowing how magical i think your stuff is 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024wishlist topper, to be a little hopper for you to catch and kiss to turn me into the mister to your miss 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024it's called a pomegranate and no i won't pronounce it for you 010
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024you blow me away, like i'm a human dandelion and you are full of wishes 020
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024sup girl, are we going to envelope ourselves in the stars tonight or did you have a superior wish 030
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 20/11/2024calloused hands just make appreciate the softness that much more 061
