Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"unvarnished doorknob" is a personal favorite in this vein.Greg Pak@gregpak.netI'm trying to collect more epithets that aren't ablelist or profane. Haven't heard "dingdong" in a while - might put it into the rotation! Thanks, @anjalikdayal.bsky.social! 3110