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@theonion.comPoll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
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Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
WEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing characteristics such as humor, kindness, or wealth, a poll released Monday by Monmouth University found that the most desirable quality in a roman...