🌴Tango Bloom🌴 @tangobloom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Hmmm.... I'm going to need a photo reference and also a few follow up interview questions: Most of your swimming experience is listed as swamps. Can that translate to the ocean? You have big jaws. Can you promise to not eat/scare any guests? 100 1
Desta @desta.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Swamps are just training grounds for learning to swim in difficult situations. No matter the body of water I excel in quick swimming. Just because I have a muzzle full of teeth doesn't mean I am going to eat anyone, consider it extra incentive to not need saving. 120 2
🌴Tango Bloom🌴 @tangobloom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Convinced me! You're HIRED!!! Official position: Beach Lifeguard 🛟 010 1
