i have never been so impressed!
the court surely feels the same, do you hear them murmur amongst themselves?
do not fall, or send that head rolling, a feline desire to pounce may overwhelm my elegance.
@eldritchcurator.bsky.social[Ripping his own head off, black goop dripping from the wound slowly. Tossing it on to the ground, standing on his head and striking a pose.]
ta-da! What do you think?!