Nothing says you're a SUCCESS quite like not being able to afford 2 ply toilet paper from Canada. (and yes that's sarcasm)
@5narktwain.bsky.social#Canada #TradeWar #DV1 #ProudBlue
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Hope you invested in a bidet, America. The US-Canada trade war just hit toilet paper with 25–50% retaliatory tariffs. Yep rolls rely heavily on Canadian pulp. Nothing screams geo political genius quite like paying a luxury tax just to wipe your own ass. 🧻