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the penor sniffer guy @freakzzone.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

part 2

King Eon gestures to the table, which has many platters already placed on it, as well as a large candelabra.
King Eon: "Here we are! Please, please, come on in!"
As Valor approaches the table, King Eon realizes he has very small chairs out. Sweating from nervousness, a thought bubble from him reads "OH GOD THE CHAIRS".
He quickly rushes to push a larger chair more fit for Valor to the table, Valor's tail slipping through the specific gap in the back of the chair.
Valor: "Listen, this is great and all but-"
King Eon: "I don't want to hear any more of it! You're my guest and I insist you eat something!"
Valor: "But I don't really-"

The two are now seated across from each other. Valor's large front paws rest on the table, claws displayed. He has a slightly confused expression. King Eon stares back at him, smiling but visibly sweating and blushing hard. King Eon breaks the awkward silence.
King Eon: "P-please, help yourself! There's bound to be something you like! Don't be shy!"
Valor extends one of his massive clawwed hands towards a platter lid, with a "Fine.".
King Eon watches, delirious with lust at the sight of Valor's giant hand, which is reflected in his large eyes. A spot of drool is on the edge of his lip as he stares, a thought bubble reads "HIS HANDS......"

Valor lifts the lid to reveal a large sliced roast.
King Eon: "Ah! One of my favorite roasts, with a special glaze."
Valor: "Bit of an odd color, hm? What's in it?"

King Eon waves his hands in front of himself in a "dont-worry-about-it" gesture.
King Eon: "Oh, don't worry about that. Signature local recipe!"
King Eon's expression suddenly and drastically changes to one of slight panic, his blush intensifying as he sweats even more.
Valor, off screen: "I can smell it on you, you know."

the penor sniffer guy @freakzzone.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

part 3, this is how far i got originally. lemme know if i should continue~

Valor, with a slight toothy grin: "You've fuckin reeked of it since I got here. You're horny out of your mind, and whatever's in this food definitely isn't going to HELP with that."
King Eon stands, slamming his hands on the table. He's very visibly embarrassed but still trying to save face.
King Eon: "I-I have no idea what you're talking about!! Wh-what ridiculous accusations!!"

King Eon, still blushing but putting on his best angry face: "Horny! Unbelievable! How inappropriate!"
Valor stands off-screen, casting a large shadow over the King, who's expression has changed again to slightly fearful surprise. His blush is even deeper now.
Valor, in a deep intimidating voice: "Okay."