I cannot express to you in words how funny the fifth sentence in this first screenshot is. I completely lost it.
@sethcotlar.bsky.socialMay I introduce one of the early entries into the 2026 OR GOP primary for Governor? At first glance I thought maybe this was a “Birds are not real,” Andy Kauffman-esque piece of performance art. But from what I can tell, this person is for real.
