Everybody is twelve theory is undefeated. 5th grader doodling in a social studies notebook idea of a triumphant arch. “Oooohh, and there are lasers, and…”
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."