I don't want to be buried, because what a fucking waste, but if I ever am, I hope it's underneath the creepiest and weirdest gravestone statue imaginable. #horrorwatch It occurs to me that this motherfucker would be a bag of loose skin from that much digging. You ever try to dig a hole in your yard? I dug a hole about six inches down in a 1x1 area once in the hard-ass dirt in my yard and felt like I was going to die in it. #horrorwatch Hey son, you know how you killed one person? How would you like to kill another one? Little father-son bonding activity? #horrorwatch 