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space is gay @space-is-gay.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

thrilled to report my “the bridge crew plays D&D” fic dropped today in the K/S Advent calendar. it’s just 17k of chat banter, flirting and chaos and it’s one of the silliest things I’ve ever written archiveofourown.org/works/747346...

a PowerPoint screen that says THE TROUBLE WITH FLUMPHS on a navy blue background surrounded by vaguely celestial-looking white and pale gold swirls and dots and curlicues

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space is gay @space-is-gay.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

here’s the intro just to give you a taste of the vibes

Chapter 1: Character Introductions

SESSION 1
Hour 1

*DM*: okay, hi everyone
*DM*: thanks so much for making time in your schedules to make this work
UHURA: it was not exactly presented to us as optional
UHURA: no offense
SPOCK: I remain unpersuaded that a Terran role playing game invented three centuries ago is an adequate substitute for legitimate psychiatric counseling. -Spock
JIM: okay, big talk from the guy who brought in a doctor's note from Starfleet Medical saying no one is allowed to make Vulcans actually GO to legitimate psychiatric counseling
SCOTTY: wait, how come McCoy's allowed to miss this?
Did HE get a doctor's note???
JIM: he IS the doctor's note, Scotty
JIM: Starbase IV's shorthanded so they asked him to scrub in for emergency surgery
JIM: he's probably up to his elbows in Rigelian viscera right now
*DM*: so we're going to start by just going around and each of you can share a little bit about what you're hoping to get out of this experience!

JIM: hang on a second, Ben
JIM: I can sense that Spock wants to say something bitchy about being surprised I know the word "viscera"
JIM: you gotta let him cook for a second or else the pressure builds up
UHURA: you're such a little shit, Jim
SULU: cool, so we're just going to sit here and argue with each other like a bunch of kindergartners who didn't get a nap today, and waste this nice man's time?
SULU: Is that the plan for the WHOLE two hours, or
*DM*: okay, let's try this again. The first step of this process is everyone shutting the fuck up. Can we try that?
*DM*: cool. thank you
*DM*: The second step is everyone remembering that I have to file monthly reports on our progress to Starfleet Medical, which go DIRECTLY to the admirals
JIM:...... okay was not informed of that actually
*DM*: I get paid for my time whether you waste it or not
*DM*: but then it doesn't actually matter to ME whether or not they take away the Enterprise and give it to a bunch of dudes in their fifties who all went to the Academy with Komack and Marcus

SULU: dude okay am I wrong or is this guy kind of hot when he's mean
UHURA: [direct message] honey you have to check the box that says "direct message"
CHEKOV: did you mean to send that to all of us????
SULU: FUCK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DM
SCOTTY: not smooth, old man
JIM: LMAO0000000000000000000
UHURA: yeah we're never gonna find him a guy at this rate

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