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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

To those about to GDC, here are some tips from a conference veteran: - Hollowpoint bullets. 2 to the head. One to the heart. Burn the body - Do not eat anything containing Umlauts. Ä, Ü, Ø etc. don't touch it - if you meet someone claiming to be from EA just run. EA is mostly cannibals these days

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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

- Don't sleep with anyone unless they have a really cool lanyard - Yes those are hookers - Don't snort something called "Jungle Gold". It may give you super powers, but the comedown is a bitch - The hangover will eventually go away. The shame won't. Bask in its glory.

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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

- if you meet Chaz, tell him "The penguin sleeps alone". Follow him - "Bitch, please" is a legitimate way to end any meeting - The walrus at the pier. You should pet them - The Tenderloin is only called that cause they butcher you there - Hydrate and get plenty of sleep WHEN YOURE DEAD

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