One better: A woman came up to me, shaking with excitement and awe. “Are you…?” She said on the verge of tears. Really playing it up I said, “Yes…I am.” To which she shouted, “BON JOVI!?” Wait. What? Since that day I never say, “Yes I am.” I reply, “Whom do you think I am?”
This reminded me of a story Vincent Price told. He was in a plane & a man came over to him and said he had always admired him. And then said, “would you sign this, Mr. Lugosi”. Bela had been dead for like 15yrs. He signed it as Bela.