Torturer: Give us the pass code
me: I don't have it
Torturer: you commented 8 years ago that it was an immutable fact but not about Rygar
me: huh
Torturer: (waggles waterboarding gear suggestively)
me: Try " #NinjaGaidenIsReallyHard
Goon 1: (typing) nope
me: Try NinjaGaidenSuperUnfair
Goon 2: oof
