shulker @shulker.zip · 01/10/2026please do not interact with my Wee(t). i am discarding it, not leaving it out for others to use. 000
Reposted by shulkerEvil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 10/09/2026saying this generally but i think there is a global fear to be a novice at something on social media than anything else 17777133
Reposted by shulkerPatrick Harrison @m4nstr0s1ty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They named it wrong. It shouldn't be "Microsoft Outlook" It should be "Look out! Microsoft!" 0192
shulker @shulker.zip · 04/09/2026How ironic... using digital ID to support an initiative opposing digital ID 000
Reposted by shulkerX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 28/08/2026gork i'm gonna shit my pants. gork help. gork is this poo 1346548
Reposted by shulkerjae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 23/08/2026there is now ~1 ~human ~verifiably in ~hell 934458
shulker @shulker.zip · 19/08/2026The camel's back is thoroughly broken yet I keep waiting for more straws to pile up 000
Reposted by shulkerLucas7yoshi in the .com bubble @lucas7yoshi.com · 07/08/2026I'm afraid to watch movies because I'm scared I'll feel sad after them :< 131
shulker @shulker.zip · 02/08/2026this vending machine wants ¢coins but i only have $bills, anyone spare some €change? 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 26/07/2026I have very little experience with reverse engineering. Fortunately the authors of this app decided to go easy on me 110
shulker @shulker.zip · 17/07/2026I hear this is many people's dream (I was searching for info on the movies) 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 10/07/2026Excuse me how the FUCK am I supposed to tell what's going on here 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 06/07/2026if somersaults are so good then why don't they make variants for the other seasons 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 05/07/2026The Italian "registered email" protocol (PEC) wraps every message so that they look like this in the inbox. They are just training people to fall for scams 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 20/06/2026Me: "Call [name]" Google Assistant: "Who would you like to call?" Me: "Call [name]" Google: "Who would you like to call?" Me: *angry swearing* Google: "Would you like to call [name]?" This has worked twice now 110
shulker @shulker.zip · 11/06/2026Absolutely unacceptable. I am appalled. This is disgusting. Etc. 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 02/06/2026This remote goes right into the expansion port for easy storage! 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 20/03/2026I'm sure someone else already did this but I haven't seen it (ULTRAKILL 8-3 spoiler) 011
shulker @shulker.zip · 30/01/2026"You simply MUST let Facebook drain battery in the background all day" says Asus, rated 4 👎 out of 5 on dontkillmyapp.com 000
shulker @shulker.zip · 05/01/2026Linux filesystems allowing pretty much anything as a filename sounded like a good feature until it started causing issues when syncing my music library to my phone 100
shulker @shulker.zip · 21/10/2025If I need to stare menacingly at a laptop, which part should I make eye contact with? The webcam? What are a computer's equivalent of eyes? 010
shulker @shulker.zip · 14/05/2025I don't usually feel nostalgia too much, but today at work I was making an installer and got hit with it when I opened the theme selector 020