Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 24/09/2026I’ve been listening to Phil Dragash’s LOTR audiobooks on dog walks, and it’s been a really lovely time! 000
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 16/09/2026Might be difficult to find a piece of literature with more net societal damage per unit time than Harry Potter... 142
Reposted by Pratyush MishraAaron Roth @aaroth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A world without open problems Here are some that fell today: K-server: arxiv.org/abs/2609.15979 Matroid Secretary: arxiv.org/abs/2609.145... Matrix Spencer: arxiv.org/abs/2609.15025 (Well Matrix Spencer was maybe also a few weeks ago, but who's counting? arxiv.org/abs/2608.28816 )arxiv.orgThe $k$-server conjecture is trueThe $k$-server conjecture states that a deterministic online algorithm can achieve competitive ratio $k$ on every metric space. We prove the conjecture. Specifically, we show that the work function al... 3316
Reposted by Pratyush Mishrabob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Guys NPR has finally discovered the locus of conservative power: a thing we’ve all known for decades 1145378
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 14/09/2026This will sound rude, but we have AI systems autonomously hacking and finding real vulnerabilities and solving mathematical problems, and people still are saying that it "doesn't work". Like come on, maybe it won't kill us (yet), but it is a rather capable tool. Update your threat models. 020
Reposted by Pratyush MishraCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Holy shit. It's hard to explain what a point of pride CHOP is for Pennsylvania and Philly in particular. This is wild. Like this is the equivalent of saying I hope someone runs over Gritty and sets fire to his carcass 331074185
Reposted by Pratyush Mishramccurley.bsky.social @mccurley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Over the years I have come to the conclusion that ORCID doesn't really solve any problem that we have other than to occasionally distinguish authors who have very similar names. The current wave to require ORCID authentication feels like flailing in the wind. 011
Reposted by Pratyush MishraChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/08/2026How many signatories of the open letter defending "academic freedom" for white supremacist "race realists" came to the public defense of Maura Finkelstein, a tenured associate professor at Muhlenberg College who was fired for reposting on Instagram a statement from a Palestinian American poet?insidehighered.comTenured Jewish prof. says she's fired for pro-Palestine postPennsylvania’s Muhlenberg College may have become the first institution since Oct. 7 to oust a tenured faculty member for such statements, though the professor is appealing the decision and still rece... 141259400
Reposted by Pratyush MishraLucretiel @lucretiel.me · 06/08/2026Me every time I get an error message from rustc 05910
Reposted by Pratyush MishraBen Recht @beenwrekt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026At a microconference on public feedback for AI, I argued for a turn from architectures of legibility to architectures of participation.argmin.netFrom legibility to participationAn emphasis shift for human-facing computing research 095
Reposted by Pratyush MishraePrint Updates @eprint.ing.bot · 10/08/2026Quasipolynomial Cryptanalysis of the McEliece Cryptosystem (or: PIR Meets McEliece) (Ashrujit Ghoshal, Yuval Ishai, Aayush Jain, Nuozhou Sun) ia.cr/2026/1630 02512
Reposted by Pratyush MishraMark Misoshnik @misoshnik.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Huge news! Police Predators now has an interactive map! You can click each dot to see the officer, their most recent department, job title, case status, original charges, and final charges (if applicable). Give it a look and let me know if you have any feedback! dash.geocod.io/maps/share/l... 214786
Reposted by Pratyush MishraMayank Varia @mvaria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The CRYPTO conference this year is packed with excellent papers! crypto.iacr.org/2026/program... If you want to attend: please register by Monday as the registration system will close after then crypto.iacr.org/2026/registr... (We will also have on-site registration.)crypto.iacr.orgCrypto 2026 program46th Annual International Cryptology Conference 021
Reposted by Pratyush Mishraevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You cannot make mass surveillance "safe" or "good" by adding more guardrails. The only way to make Flock safe is to get rid of Flock. www.gpb.org/news/2026/08...gpb.orgAnalysis: More 'guardrails' needed to prevent police misuse of Flock camerasInappropriate use of Flock cameras by law enforcement officials have raised questions about how much surveillance is too much. 8320114
Reposted by Pratyush MishraEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I wrote about the Trojan horse, and what we can learn from her mouth about different cultural attitudes towards deception and violence. As someone comments below, the phrase GIFT ARTICLE is pretty scary in this context. 48980216
Reposted by Pratyush MishraChris Peikert @chrispeikert.bsky.social · 02/08/20262/ Strangely, Astra didn't optimize the polynomial approx factor! 1min with GPT-5.6 suggests that n^c -CVP is hard for **any c < 1/14** (not just c=1/400), simply by tightening up the bookkeeping. (Recall that c=1/2 is a fundamental barrier, where n^c-CVP is in NP \cap coNP.) 1203
Reposted by Pratyush MishraHenry Yuen @henryyuen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Some initial thoughts, and a complicated mix of feelings. Wow. I mean, Erdos problems are cool (I genuinely mean that), I didn't know about the Jacobian conjecture before it got disproved. But this newest batch from OpenAI hits home in a way the previous announcements did not. 233072
Reposted by Pratyush MishraClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 01/08/2026"We're all worried," as what it means to do research (in my field, Theoretical CS) seems to be shifting, and shifting fast. What to do? Senior researchers must lead by example, knowing that not everything will pan out. What I'm suggesting below may not work everywhere, but here's my own advice: 1/ 620351
Reposted by Pratyush MishraSāmapriyavasuḣ @avzaagzonunaada.bsky.social · 01/08/2026New Ahmad Al-Jallad interview dropped a minute ago. Work can wait the next 2 hours. youtu.be/h_hYgSyEIJA?...youtu.bePre-Islamic Arabia between Myth, Memory, and Material Evidence | Professor Ahmad Al-JalladYouTube video by Near East by Midwest Podcast 1136
Reposted by Pratyush MishraKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If you have an academic in your life, please be gentle with them this weekend because they're probably freaking the fuck out. 351112162
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 30/07/2026This is obviously morally stupid. It's also an economic and strategic fail. Intl students: inject money into local economies; are, on avg, pretty strong; and are a captive & paying audience for US viewpoints and propaganda (I'm exaggerating ofc, but only partially) Why lose all that? 111
Reposted by Pratyush MishraNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Nolan's THE ODYSSEY (2026) is a relatively loose reinterpretation of the original poem, but it makes a deliberate effort to engage with the Trojan War's historical context; the Late Bronze Age Collapse of the 1200s BCE, and the implosion of Mycenaean and Hittite civilization. Let's talk about that.nathangoldwag.wordpress.comDid Odysseus Cause the Bronze Age Collapse?We were all set for The Odyssey to be our summer discourse. Battle lines had been drawn, takes had been prepared. Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of Homer’s 8th century BCE epic poem was… 45912
Reposted by Pratyush MishraLiz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 29/07/2026literally these are books that would be pulped if not bought for 10 cents on the dollar. do rare books sometimes make it into there? yeah, if someone is careless, but that's *upstream* of what happens on sale, not *downstream*. you fundamentally are rescuing something from the fucking pulper. 1225360
Reposted by Pratyush MishraLiz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 29/07/2026I literally worked on Google Books scanops SRE, ama the same guy who ran Google Books now has the equivalent job at Anthropic and I can promise you that all of us handled every library book with the utmost care, returning them with not even a single ripped page or ding. but destructive scanops... 514613
Reposted by Pratyush Mishraaunty gormint, bro beeble 🍉 @pashamkhan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Our Persian instructor Taraneh suggested that she would speak to me in Persian & I would speak to her in Urdu and we'd see what would happen. So this is what happened. 1269
Reposted by Pratyush MishraBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions 14049771588
Reposted by Pratyush MishraRita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“US support for autocracy in the region is already having dire consequences for the people in affected countries, who face reduced civil rights in the best of cases, or worse: state violence and political persecution.” an excellent overview of present day Latin America 12817
Reposted by Pratyush MishraSMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com 3145997
Reposted by Pratyush MishraJason Kuznicki @jkuznicki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Right wing culture warriors: “Putting Africans in the Odyssey is woke.” The Odyssey: 19426125
Reposted by Pratyush Mishrahikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/07/2026What combat did to him - somehow I'm much more concerned about what he did to civilians in the combat zones that he chose to be in, in the dirty wars that he talked about enjoying 24512
Reposted by Pratyush Mishraevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This matters a lot because people are constantly asking me if they should set up a duress passcode in order to fool law enforcement. 15368152
Reposted by Pratyush MishraSean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fuck it, we ball! 19736
Reposted by Pratyush MishraConor Quinn @teiscinn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think we could do with a resurgence of Tolkien rock. 052
Reposted by Pratyush MishraWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2026This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley) 198135331590
Reposted by Pratyush MishraFucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 20/07/2026fucking cryptographers 111230
Reposted by Pratyush MishraKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026fuck it, I need to buy some more lidocaine patches, my Venmo is KimMKelly if this interests anyone 66623
Reposted by Pratyush MishraKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026man this internal shingles thing is beating my ass, I fear it may be a bigger deal than I thought 161924
Reposted by Pratyush Mishrasrrrse @without.boats · 20/07/2026it’s only people who picked the bad language who say both languages have pros and cons 3424
Reposted by Pratyush MishraDavid Stifter 🍵📄🦊 @davidstifter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026But you can hear Georg and Stefan doing it more professionally under this link, singing verses from book 8 of the Odyssey: www.openculture.com/2016/10/what.... /4openculture.comHear What Homer’s Odyssey Sounded Like When Sung in the Original Ancient GreekThanks to Georg Danek of the University of Vienna and Stefan Hagel of the Austrian Academy of Sciences, we have some idea of what Homeric songs may have sounded like. 1137
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 20/07/2026I got into a conversation with claude to verify the new jacobian conjecture counterexample and deviated into a discussion about how it felt that essentially a twin discovered the proof, but my claude session had no memory of it, and claude's reply was a little saddening 021
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 19/07/2026All I’m saying is that Netanyahu was supporting Argentina 010
Reposted by Pratyush Mishraspooky Deirdre Connolly¹ ² at a distance @durumcrustulum.com · 19/07/2026found the best background for family Simarillion time: youtube.com/playlist?lis...youtube.comMiddle Earth Ambients - YouTube 011
Reposted by Pratyush MishraJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Domestic and gender-based violence is one of the top predictors of people who are going to be violent in other contexts. Taking domestic violence seriously is part of making a safer world for everyone. And that means no one with a background of DV should ever be in law enforcement. 115249
Reposted by Pratyush MishraWilliam Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The "liberalism" that plotted underground, stormed the prisons, and executed kings had drive and passion, but they saw themselves in a grand historical struggle between liberty and power. The modern liberalism Klein represents is DEFINED by its hostility to such. It's the Party of Order. 26310
Reposted by Pratyush Mishraschleiermocker @schleiermocker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“I’m so hungry I could slaughter Helios’ sacred cattle” to a Chili’s waitress before seeing The Odyssey 1153
Reposted by Pratyush MishraPratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 16/07/2026Photoblog post after a long time! Some photos from a recent trip to Rome: photos.pratyush.zip/when-in-rome...photos.pratyush.zipWhen in Rome, do as tourists doSome photos from a recent trip to Rome. 101
Pratyush Mishra @pratyush.zip · 16/07/2026Photoblog post after a long time! Some photos from a recent trip to Rome: photos.pratyush.zip/when-in-rome...photos.pratyush.zipWhen in Rome, do as tourists doSome photos from a recent trip to Rome. 101