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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
[A long-eared owl with orange eyes wearing small wire-rimmed glasses.]
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Babarre Baballe 🥸 @babarrebaballe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jpp
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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je suis nucléaire @rodaire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Je pleure
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Luna de la Forge de la Lune @forgedelalune.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🔪TIRAGE AU SORT 🔪 Tentez de gagner ce magnifique Crivetz avec une petite marqueterie de chat 🐈 en vous abonnant et en citant ou partageant ce blouske ! Tirage au sort vendredi soir à 20h sur le site appsorteos !
Couteau vu de profil 
Lame blanche manche jaune avec petit chat noir Vu de l'autre côté sans marqueterie Zoom sur la marqueterie Vu du cul du couteau centré et avec un petit cannelage
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
@unusual_whales on twitter: "Senator Mitch McConnell has said he will now work from home, at least temporarily, per CNBC"

More Luigis Needed (@LisaA311) quotes with: "Rate my WFH setup"
[A point-of-view photo looking down from inside a sealed wooden box or coffin at a pair of legs and shoes.]
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2026
A Pacman frog sits inside a clear plastic bowl on a digital kitchen scale. 

A Snapchat text overlay: "im weighing this pudding and i think its alive"
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klau @toweringklau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
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Puño @puno.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/07/2026
poster for The Fate of the Furious but the text reads "Please press DEL or F2 to enter UEFI BIOS Setting"
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a springfieldian werewolf in shelbyville @springfieldians.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A man interviews for a job. The interviewer points to a literal wordless gap in the interviewee's resume and asks "what is this gap on your resumé" The interviewee, with an evil grin implores the interviewer to "look closer..." The interviewer sweats as he witnesses and evil aura with ominous humming noises emotting from the resume. The interviewer now finds himself trapped in the gap in the resume. The interviewee laughs malevolently.
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 18/06/2026
This video appears to confirm it was a Russian air-defense missile — not a Ukrainian drone — that blew up that Moscow refinery’s storage tank today, creating the "flying saucer" footage. (This video was shared on Telegram by Russian military expert Yan Matveev.) t.me/arrowsmap/11...
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/44689 『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』1月再販予定。究極の自由を体現するあの名車が、小さくなって登場。 The "Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" is scheduled for a re-release in January. That legendary car, embodying ultimate freedom, is now available in a miniature version. #ガチャポン #gachapon
『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』
ラインナップ<1>レッド(前期)<2>ブルーメタリック(後期)<3>ホワイト(前期)<4>FIエディション(後期)
メーカー:スタジオソータ
2026年1月発売予定
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"Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" 
 Lineup: <1> Red (Early Model) <2> Blue Metallic (Late Model) <3> White (Early Model) <4> FI Edition (Late Model) 
 Manufacturer: Studio Sota 
 Scheduled for release in January 2026 
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/06/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy seated and getting a haircut notices something unusual about the barbershop flyer on the wall that displays haircut options. He says, “hey, wait a minute…” and begins to unfold the bottom of the poster, which is tucked underneath it. Panel 2: he continues as he unfolds the paper. “There’s more haircuts under here.” Behind him, his barber stares grimly, his face cast in shadow. Panel 3: the poster is unfolded on the ground, displaying a continued list of increasingly bizarre haircuts, including a rectangular prism mustache and hair in the shape of a duck. Cast in shadow against the poster is the shadow of the barber strangling the client. He knows too much.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/06/2026
"what if instead of having a nervous system, we had a super chill system" captioning a weirdly shaped rat floating in space, surrounded by mathematical notation.
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Dr Scorbut @drscorbut.zip · 29/05/2026
@ambroisegarel.com un titre comme tu les aimes : www.reddit.com/r/iRacing/s/...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/05/2025
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
A tiny little floofy white dog that looks like it weighs five pounds sopping wet sits very polite looking slightly nervous in a little clear raincoat with blue pipping. Next to a foot ignore the foot
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No!
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Dr Scorbut @drscorbut.zip · 15/04/2026
Je jette une bouteille à la mer, mais est-ce que quelqu’un aurait les 3 Rigolo Music de dj-pie1337 à me partager ? Impossible de remettre la main dessus et ils sont introuvables sur le net
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
“My bear and I will be in the pool if you need us”
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Guillaume feat. Poly @guillaume-mvcdlm.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/05/2025
"imagine being bojacks friend and him talking about how hes a terrible person but hes a horse so he just looks like this the whole time" - image of a horse from the nose, looking up.
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2025
A bunny on a red Big Flyer tricycle with the Akira logo in the foreground.
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Ambroise Garel @ambroisegarel.com · 20/01/2026
Pingu is great but instead of bothering with all the claymation they should just have filmed a weird Italian guy in a suit making strange noises, I would have watched that too
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Horny Discale @aur0rax.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Y a que moi qui trouve ça excessivement drôle ?
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Ambroise Garel @ambroisegarel.com · 09/01/2026
Solution possible pour rendre l'actualité moins anxiogène : donner les informations en gallo (merci à @julielebaron.bsky.social pour cette pépite) www.youtube.com/watch?v=codV...
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Pas vu à la télé : les informations en gallo
YouTube video by France 3 Bretagne
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Jordan Hall @jordanhallwx.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Never before seen footage‼️ Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year. @myradar.bsky.social #tornado #weather
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/01/2026
Today is the *first* day you can repost this...
Title screen from "The Fireman" (1994)

"The year is 2026: Civilization has progressed little in the last 26 years."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/01/2026
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-…
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Ninargh 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 👻 @ninawils.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Relatable Corvid
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Ambroise Garel @ambroisegarel.com · 02/12/2025
Qu'est-ce que c'est encore que cette couillonnade ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathypt...
Capture d'une page Wikipédia :

"Le poisson trépied ou poisson tripode (Bathypterois grallator) est une espèce de poissons abyssaux pourvus de nageoires-échasses, leur permettant de se tenir au-dessus de la vase."Photo d'un poisson bleu avec trois longues excroissances en forme d'échasses qui lui permettent de se tenir au-dessus du fond de l'eau
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 01/12/2025
Blue Prince (2025)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/11/2025
"Wombats Only" - a square toilet
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/11/2025
be ded
Go a little fart
Dig a little dee
Reach a little
Catch the Cat
and pass it on
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 20/11/2025
i missed this thread about hippos and all the science as to *why* they are terrifying murder cows the first time it was around
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