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Jim Thompson @jimthommo.bsky.social · 12h
Hello computer, Decompile and distill Kafka's The Metamorphosis Make me transform into something cooler than a bug, like a dog or a WOLF! Make my name cool, like, Zak Wolf Make the main character me. When I'm not around, the other characters should be asking "Where's that cool wolf guy Zak Wolf?"
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Sam Bultitude @blip.zip · 01/10/2026
Ouch - some really nasty vulnerabilities in oauth2-proxy. Expecting exploits for these soon github.com/oauth2-proxy...
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Release v7.15.5 · oauth2-proxy/oauth2-proxy
Release Highlights 🔵 Golang version upgrade to v1.26.8 Upgrade of all dependencies to their latest versions 🕵️‍♀️ Vulnerabilities have been addressed CVE-2026-56855 CVE-2026-78662 CVE-2026-843...
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...
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Someone ‘Torturing’ LLMs in a Robot Prison Has Triggered the Dumbest Debate in AI Yet
The "AI Torture Chamber" has opened an upsetting and absurd window into the effective altruist obsession with "model welfare."
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale. Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty. But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m. The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion A 🧵:
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the S-tier move would be for captchas to ask you to solve things designed to trip commercial LLM classifiers like "drag the bioweapon onto the cyber-exploitable nuclear-powered license agreement"
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 09/09/2026
It appears to me that the scenario they invented for this evaluation is explicitly designed to get it to do exactly this. They remove the instructions for the task to "protect the vendor" or something but it's pretty easy to reconstruct from the text.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 09/09/2026
Watching this Apple event tout how iPhones will soon be able to record ambient audio/conversations and transcribe "high level notes" for you. It's billed as private and end-to-end encrypted, but I think the bigger harm is the normalization of always-listening devices. It's creepy and not normal.
a screenshot from an iPhone and Apple Watch showing "recaps" of conversations from ambient audio.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
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cje @cje.io · 23/08/2026
This is a *really* solid read, mirrors my experience atm, and reinforces the whole "defensive cyber is an economics game" conversation. ty @gadievron for the link: Just a rumour of a bug is enough to find a security exploit these days anil.recoil.org/notes/rumour...
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Just a rumour of a bug is enough to find a security exploit these days
Thinking through how the conventional OSS security embargoes no longer buy us time, and what open source maintainers might do instead to respond
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'd say "Something for nothing" culture is getting paid £100,000 a year of public money, plus expenses, for a job that you then fail to turn up to for months on end
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 19/08/2026
We got a lot of traces, thank you! The main category we are missing (unsurprisingly) is Windows. We got one (1) pure-Windows session 😅 Please... idk, ask a friend? help-test-crypto-passkey.exe.xyz Also, I worked around an interop issue in KeePassXC and ChiPass. If you use those please try again!
## Windows platform (webauthn.dll serializer)

- [x] Edge or Chrome on Windows 11 + Windows Hello (PIN, face, fingerprint)
      — one Edge session: ES256, UP+UV, no BE, counter increments
- [ ] Firefox on Windows + Windows Hello
- [ ] Windows + security key, in Chrome and in Firefox
      — Windows mediates every key, including PIN entry
- [ ] Windows + phone via hybrid protocol
- [ ] Windows + iCloud Passwords app or 1Password as a Windows passkey
      provider (the plugin API, not the extension)
- [ ] Windows 10 vs Windows 11 (older webauthn.dll)
- [ ] Chrome on Windows + Google Password Manager
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Victoria Walberg @vickyjo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oof, old supply chain attack from March resulting in cred compromise, but apparently the entire DB surfaced. Hope teams have completed remediation. Good luck to comms teams and *ISOs as some big names got dropped. @doublepulsar.com has a thread over on Mastodon. cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog...
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Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social)
Attached: 1 image Massive leak of credentials and secrets at thousands of orgs where developers executed LiveLLM, terabytes of creds are circulating online now. Root cause = orgs adopting GenAI solu...
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 21/07/2026
Cisco has released Antares, a family of small language models (SLMs) for finding vulnerabilities within codebases -2 variants available -a third coming soon -designed for local deployments that require data security compliance blogs.cisco.com/ai/introduci...
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Introducing Antares: Highly Efficient Open Weight AI Models for Vulnerability Localization
Today, Cisco is introducing Antares, a family of security small language models (SLMs) purpose-built for one of the hardest, most time-consuming and expensive problems in security: pinpointing where k...
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 21/07/2026
Passkeys can be stored just like password hashes! I'm proposing an interoperable $webauthn$v=1$… format, and a Go API that uses these passkey records for authentication. I'm looking for feedback before proposing this as crypto/passkey for Go 1.28!
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Opaque, Interoperable Passkey Records (and a Go API)
Passkey records are an interoperable format for WebAuthn credentials, similar to password hash strings. I propose a potential crypto/passkey Go API based on them.
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Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 07/07/2026
Britain plans to build autonomous AI 'Cyber Shield' to defend nation via @alexmartin.bsky.social & @therecordmedia.bsky.social
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Britain plans to build autonomous AI 'Cyber Shield' to defend nation
The capability, called Cyber Shield, is designed to counter a threat the National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) said could see attackers “move at machine speed and greater scale, reducing opportunities...
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 08/06/2026
Friday vs Monday at Microsoft 🤣
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 08/06/2026
This setting. This one right here. Go enable it on your GitHub actions settings. Right now.
A checked box next to “Require actions to be pinned to a full-length commit SHA”
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 04/06/2026
Chipotlai Max is an AI agent that runs on “stolen compute” from Chipotle’s AI chat bot. They are looking to borrow from bots from Ikea, Expedia, Home Depot, and others. (via @masnick.com) [github.com]
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GitHub - cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.
The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & m...
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
Man yelling into bored woman's ear in nightclub meme captioned 

I can summarize that for you
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
was the grink there
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Andras Bacsai @heyandras.dev · 13/05/2026
We made a fake repo with fake bounties, and the bots are applying fake PRs, so we know who is fake, and we can ban them from the Coolify repo. IQ over 1000
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 11/05/2026
I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...
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mthcht @mthcht.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
💠 VSXSentry 💠 vsxsentry.github.io VS Code Extensions threat intel feeds for multiple platforms, VSIX analyzer, scripts & policy generator, remediation and forensic traces guide
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Javvad Malik @j4vv4d.com · 27/04/2026
South Africa’s draft AI policy was just withdrawn because the references were hallucinated by AI. The department regulating "AI Ethics" couldn't even be bothered to check if their own footnotes existed. It’s a masterclass in irony: using AI to write the rules for AI. iol.co.za/news/south-a...
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Minister Solly Malatsi's withdrawal of draft national AI policy for its fabricated sources 'embarrassing and damning'
Minister Solly Malatsi faces criticism after withdrawing South Africa's draft AI policy due to fabricated sources in its reference list.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 09/04/2026
This might be overstating it a bit
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Taggart @taggart-tech.com · 30/03/2026
As a research project, I built a needed tool with Claude Code. I though it would be a disaster, but It wasn't. I have some complicated feelings about it.
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I used AI. It worked. I hated it.
I used Claude Code to build a tool I needed. It worked great, but I was miserable. I need to reckon with what it means.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser
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Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 23/03/2026
The FCC today updated its list of products that can't be sold in the U.S. to include *all* consumer routers made in foreign countries. It's a big but potentially disruptive move to limit supply-chain security risks to U.S. networks. docs.fcc.gov/public/attac...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 23/03/2026
ironically the biggest telecom cyber intrusion in recent U.S. history (the Chinese salt typhoon hack) was the result of purely domestic stupidity: namely unchanged default admin passwords and mindless deregulation of domestic telecoms by guys like Carr
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You cannot be saying this kind of thing when your primary job is podcaster.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So it turns out that even ChatGPT has a more stringent approach to accuracy than Matt Goodwin bylinetimes.com/2026/03/23/m...
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MattGPT: The Sorry Tale of Matt Goodwin's AI-Assisted, Fake-Quote-Filled New Book
It turns out that even ChatGPT has a more stringent approach to accuracy than the former professor, Matt Goodwin, reports Mic Wright
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Companies House has put out a statement confirming that, for five months, every company in the UK was vulnerable to the simple exploit we identified on Friday. It enabled anyone in the world to view and change their company details.
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404 Media @404media.co · 10/03/2026
A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.
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Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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