East Polynesia born & raised. She/her. Queer. Tangata Tiriti (Inuk/Pākehā). Whakapapa to lands far away. He mana tō te kupu.

Parody, sarcasm, irony and meh. I've got it all. Cars with engines, four wheels (or maybe three). Originator of the twitter words '{insert famous Kiwi legend's