Old lady in Birkenstocks, with cat.

Cold War Army vet, Russia has always been our enemy. Guitar enthusiast, father of 5. Living in VT doing my best. Blue to the bone.

Often deemed humorless | Tired mom Belgian Malinois Izzy, Thor, Loki, and Freyja | ❤️ Dogs

Native Tennessean, semi-native Floridian, stint in Boston/Cambridge. Currently living in the beautiful Oklahoma Panhandle Autonomous Region. Be crime, do gay. U

The donuts and beers one. Certified Barracks Lawyer. Guardian of the Thermostat. Consumer of Food and Drink. Actually forklift certified. Semper Gumpy. Drunken